- 4.5?? You haven't lived til you've felt a 7. Yummin yimminy! We don't even feel a 4.5 here unless your sitting right on it.
- Actually the old Johnson tended to bruise my knees.
....being short, it hit right above my knee and left terrible bruises after a long hard day of work.
- Actually I wanted to do a thing in my parents garage with my mom's dog.
- Ah, but "she?" asked for CASH. So, your equipment is useless here!
- all in all how long did it take to do him and any idea on cost? (MsChills'nThrills)
- all that matters is if it goes up and down and how fast (Ron aka The Phantom)
- All the ladies want a chance at my big spider!! (Vernon Graner)
- All together and blow to your hearts content..
- Alot to get up and my poor hand is wearing out fast. Maybe 200 or more to get up and all should be done. So many to look at .....man my eyes me EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WormyT)
- and bourno's 3 way was great this year!!! ((The Real) GrimShady)
- And hard. I mean.... WAYYY hard. I kinda was whacking it on my kitchen counter... and I decided to stop (Ok, actually Dave got a little freaked out and grabbed it from my hand!) before I broke the TILE! LOL! (Marcee)
- And I hear that you were really impressed by his massive tongue???
- Anybody need a long one? (Toby Wrolson)
Q: Any idea what it weighs? I might be interested. Pics would help. (Shadowopal)
A: No idea on weight, but I snapped a picture with my phone and will put it out on the website when I get a few extra minutes. (Corey Minion)
- Anyone else here into that stuff, ever done it? What if a small group of us got together every year to do it?? Any thoughts??? (AZ Specter)
- anyone know how i can make them bigger? (Onyxkeeper)
- Any one who wants it, can get it from me.(Scott Ribbens)
- ANYTHING that takes 5 hours to get up doesn't impress me.
- And why couldnt they have one over here? Damn, I looked on there site and they want 65$ for a 3 way, and you talk about getting this stuff for pennies. (Mike DarkShadows)
- are you talking about those lil hand held balls?
- Awaitin' a marriage proposal and dreamin' of that perfect weddin', me walkin' down the aisle in that dress, after Morganna let it out a bit and made me a fabuuulous corset for my man boobs with SK in his Fairy outfit givin' me away.... (Brett Woods)
- because some of my holes were crocked. (Wormy T)
- Bending wood definitly has some tricks to it.
- BTW the boobies looked great!! (Midnight Angel & Dennis)
- but I have too many Catholic friends to really get off on that one. (Penny)
- but I think that those that are Weeners on her can understand where I am coming from.
- But I noticed WormyT flashing away (Upier)
- But 90 inches! Wow. (Jeff Baird)
- ...but screwin is fast and easy (yeah, add it to the list)
- but some how I always seems to be able to slip it in somehow (Hollyberry)
- ...but some stuff is just too big to keep up all the time. (Damien)
- ...but Holly got off ok...
- But I gotta put it all in a bag before I give it to her :(
In fact, I think Bones will be happy when I do give it to her ;)
Hell! He may like it on his meat better than WP does - who know (r04dki11)
- But it is much more fun to do someone else. ;) And take pictures while you're doing it. (Ghostess Deanna)
- But my stuff looks damned good! (~Morganna~ Aka Nez)
- but so far we haven't had to do anything 'cept maybe lube it up a bit ;-) (I (Ian))
- But when he's not around I pull out the hidden 7 incher, which he doesn't know about.
- Camile, If you're really interested in a pair, I've got a damaged set, one has a small scratch on the front that I can sell to you for a discount. (Jeff - Frighteners Entertainment)
- Can I lick it? If I lick it, it's mine. (Deanna)
- Cant have her sniffing or shaking...............she has to hold on to it tight.
- Can you tell that I am just so turned on by your Goliath? (Vicki)
- Can you show me your stuff? (Vicki)
- Congrats Vern. It's nice and Big. ( (Mike) DarkShadows)
- cool! nice chest (Damien)
- Couple o' closer shots of the nasty. (Ghostess Deanna)
- Damien, I think I'm in love with your snake! Muahahaha! (Lilith)
- Damn Vern,,,,,,,,,,you jumped ALL over that one.
- damn woman...now I'm hungry for something I can't get HERE!!! (wilo)
- Dang I'm jealous.. I wana a big one
- Does anyone have experience with 10.5? (Bob H.)
- Doing it outdoors is likely the best way to do it.
- Don't gut your organ Ken............you're gonna want to play with it agian.
- Don't worry about it, I was a virgin once...then they helped me out with my little problem. It hurts at first but soon its much better. (Mark Butler)
- Dont you know that welding your nuts together like that is dangerous!!!!
- Do you have a link to Vern's piece? (PropMaster)
- Dustin doesnt mind you doing yourself? (Gory Corey)
- Even at room temp it's pliable & soft. (Deanna WP)
- ...everytime I've tried to use it and it got wet, it would get soft. (Ghostess Deanna)
- every time I made the trek back to the hall some lady would Bat their eyes and say 'thank you' and take what was in my hand. (Spirit Kanaka)
- Everytime I rent, I rent topless.
- Ewwww! Where's its fur? Why is so wrinkly?
- Expanded and hardened just fine, then shriveled up! Weird. (~Morganna~ Aka Nez)
- First you grab the shaft, make sure it's lubricated well or it won't fit into the hole. (~*Miss Fortune*~)
- For me every inch counts.
- for the hands to move up and down (for my Organ).
- Gads! I had no idea it would come up that quickly
- ...getting the blue balls off...
- Give him time to sink in and then maybe i will post his PICS (wormyT)
- Glad I can help: It's not really that long, but you can always shorten it up a bit. (Gary)
- ::going down for the 3rd time:: (Camile Coyne)
- Got an early birthday present from my wife last night... (PerfessorEvil)
- hard for me to fit my little hand in there. Wouldn't even want to imagine some guy's big hand in there.
- having no shrinkage and can be used more than once
- He also bent the rigid for me (cause I'm just not strong enough)
- Heck, Swtana, Kym even took PICTURES and VIDEO of me and Vern playing with his spider right there in the driveway. The eveidence is right there on his site - plain as day.
- But, yeah, if'n you an' Wormy and anyone else wanna come watch Vern get his spider man-handled then c'mon down! (r04dki11)
- He said *pop up*. I'm getting all happy! ( Deanna Witchypoo <|;-) )
- he travels around the US and shows off things...
- Hey Dustin...Feel free to drop by and have me drop some wood on ya ;). It's fun all the halloweenies are doin it (Shadowopal)
- Hey, Kit. I forgot to ask--were successful at keeping everyone's lips off your rim?
- hhmm, I have never tried it this way. (Swtana)
- Hmmmmm.......... I'm not sure why it isn't coming up for you. (Ironman)
- Hey wormy...I want to do it with you!!
- Holly that sure is a fine set of Knockers you have there.
- how easy and how cheap do you need to go? (Dustin Morton)
- how its made stiff? (-amy- whynotgrl)
- How deep do you go on yours Jumblo? (Lady Kit)
- How much shaft is sticking up? (Joel Rybacki)
- How nice to have entered the twins in this contest! (Deb Zimmerman)
- -huge scrape down my leg from falling wood
-huge bruise on other leg from same falling wood
-purple toe from same falling wood (Shadowopal)
- I added metal straps to my chest. (Ghostess Deanna)
- I already licked it... TWICE!!! (Ghostess Deanna)
- I always keep it plumb and have never had it flop to either side.
- I am pretty sure that the smaller rod goes the complete length. I have to look closely at this. It does not extend out the top into the skull like the large rod does. It comes out the bottom into the pelvis and screws onto the pelvis. (James Hauser)
- I am sure the bigger you get the more quality you lose.
- I am up but then sun isn't yet, but as soon as it is I will be getting some! (~The Vampire Damien~)
- I bought my 22" from a place on the web called "The Costumer".
- I call it the "you suck" room. (Noah Fentz)
- I can't get a clear look at any of the pictures that show his packaging.
- I cant pull one of mine out to look at it cause they're all packed away (Dustin Morton)
- I cant seem to keep my hands off it now. (WormyT)
- I checked it good it only uummm sucks
- I could used something stiff --but not a drink--
- ideas for making things that you blow stay rigid. (RavenLunatic)
- I'd just drill 'em and toss 'em. (Vern Graner)
- I'd love to see what you've got. (Shadowopal)
- I didn't think it was funny till I got my 7-incher back! (Lady Kit)
- I don't know when I'd NEED a curved hole, but it would be nice to know I could make one if I needed to! (Doktor Calamari)
- I dont know if scotts is smaller or better quality....
- Yikes!!! Scotts is bigger and better quality I'm sure but sometimes too big can be a problem.....
- I don't really,but I spray so little it isn't that noticeable. (Lord Tici Taci)
- I don't recall licking Bob (Deanna Witchypoo)
- I feel your suckiness
- I find its stronger and better penetrating (Gory Corey)
- I found the balls
- I'd really like to have a peek at it.
- I dont want long cleanups for little jobs.
- If you hear a "poof" it really didn't go all that well."
- If you play with it too much, it will eventually break and squirt all over the walls. (PerfessorEvil)
- If that doesn't work you can always use the g-spot.
- If I was going to keep it up year round I would
- If I were closer and had the money I would make her an offer. (The Vampire Damien)
- I just had to share this. I went to go get my 24inchers today. (Janet - Psychotica)
- I have one that moves from side to side and one that moves up and down. (Nitefin)
- I have a 'hard' time getting my balls round enough..............
- I have a Secret PumpKing. But it doesn't have a lot to do with Halloween... (Bob Andrews)
- I have an awlful time with the 2' and 4' ones. (Nitefin)
- (I havent touched mine in 3 yrs). (Gory Corey)
- I have had a couple that are being difficult and won't work. But I usually play with it a little and it works for me. I try not to let too much water get to them. They seem to go funny when they get really wet. (Midnight Angel & Dennis)
- I have had it several times today. (Ron)
- I have heard if you squirt it, you can teach it do anything. (Gory Corey)
- I have one of those. Anybody have an idea on what to do with it? (Wolflady)
- I helped Vern put his spider together - in fact I had my hands all over that rascal
Vern only had to swab it down a few dozen times before we were done with it. I for one am certainly glad I brought my gloves and had eye protection on before handling any part of Vern's great big spider.
Hell's bells - it took two of us just to keep a handle on it and pick the darned thing up!
I'd have to say that Vern's spider is almost too big for any one person to try and tackle on their own - better get help. (r04dki11)
- I know it's hard when you're excited to get your stuff up. (Shadowopal)
- I know the feeling, only now I have too much stuff and not enough hands to play with it all! (Ghostess Deanna)
- I lifted the skirt
- I like getting my hands on everything. I learn better this way. (Lady Kit)
- I like my Rigid.
- I like the huge blow up idea...but the other ones have always been too cutesy. This one is great!! (~*Miss Fortune*~ )
- I like the rubber idea.
- I'll be popping it in tonight myself (Mother Pusbucket)
- I'll do one of spiders too (Hollyberry)
- I'll have to feel out the new neighbors to see if they will accept me and my passion. Oooohhh I just hope and pray that they are flexible, open-minded people. (Vicki)
- I'll hold my other questions till I see the pics of how you screwed them. (r04dki11)
- I'll play with mine soon...hope it works. (Halloween PropMaster)
- I'll send pics of my rocks when I get done with 'em! RK's stones are great! (Ghostess Deanna)
- I love that pig ;) I nailed him about 10 times, felt good.
- I need one that has at least a 12" stroke. (kilojay kilojay = Kevin)
- I may turn off the inflatables, but everything else is staying up until then! (Jason Creager)
- I must say I'm a little nervous and a bit excited, as this will be my first time! (MadamDoc)
- Instead of the roaming gnome it could be the roaming Bone.
- I think it was a clever way of getting assorted men with tools to send her pics
- I saw it in person and it is truely small!! It kinda turned me off.
- I thought I might bring my Teddy with the pole up his butt.
- I tried youngssurplus.com and was going to get four 3 ways for 25$ but they sold out : ( grrrr. (Mike - DarkShadows)
- I try harder.
- I may do that next year except for the fact I don't have anyone to do it with.
- -- if you beat it long enough and hard enough, you'll beat it in half, and then you have two halves you can beat!
- I'm not sure I have enough space to use something that big though. Maybe when I go pro? (shadowopal)
- I'm on both and really confused about myself now.... (Barry Schieferstein)
- I'm jealous you got yours up already! (Hallowbeanie)
- I'm sorry - can someone explain webs hooters???
- I'm still trying to remember what he told me about how to safely screw metal....
- In any case I would suggest a 2nd battery. There is nothing like having a battery die in the middle of a screw and not having a replacement. (Matt Kerr: kermat13)
- I screwed mine. (Ghostess Deanna)
- Is it really hard?
- I still feel bad though, because I said I would do it and it didn' t happen. (Halite Sprite)
- I still haven't gotten mine up. (Shadowopal)
- I really like the way you have the arms and legs against the wall - that's basically the pose I want her in.
- Just a 12 inch one and it runs on batteries, but you might be able to make a tiny critter out of it.
- It's a big one....hope you have the time.
- It's a bit smaller than my Johnson
- It's just so much fun to play with! (Robert Lupo)
- It's mine I tell you, Mine MINE! I licked it!
- It's not as hard as you think. Trust me. If I can do it (many times, many things) ANYONE can! (Marcee)
- It's not a big one, but I did finally get to bust out the latex. (Deanna Griffith)
- It's really small and hard to see but something is changing in the corner. (Randy Schirmer)
- it doesn't seem to get near as hard (Rhonda aka witchladee)
- it is a suck not a blow
- It is 2 inches long and looks like a perfectly-shaped EXCLAMATION MARK ... And no, I am not kidding. (crimson halo)
- It makes the finished project, well, for lack of better word, harder. Instead of being kind of flexible (like a thick mask) it's more like a superball. Stiffer, perhaps is a better word. (Marcee)
- I think he had trouble keeping it all up though, I saw a lot of duct tape on it (Lairkeeper)
- I think I should go get some. (Susan Meeks)
- I'll take you officially OR unofficially
- I use the Gspot at my house and it works GREAT!!! ((The Real) GrimShady)
- I've got a fat pipe, and I'm not afraid to use it!
- I've had metal boning cause injury!
- I've tried the Vasiline and it works well. (Scary Terry)
- I WANT IT!!! (wilo)
- I want pictures if Lady Iron has her way with that kid!!!!! (Sue McDonald)
- I want to do a big one too but the head is giving me fits! (wolflady)
- I want to do the creature from "The Village".
- I want to do them all...!!!!!!!
- I want to know my position (batting eyelashes) (Lady Kit)
- It was warm under my fingers so I kept blowing
- I was at Cedar Point this weekend and saw a free Organ in someone's yard. (Eric C.)
- I was curious if the 2 handed method offers any benefits?
- I was in heaven! Seeing things, touching them, asking questions (Lady Kit)
- I was pantsing Santa at 2 last night (Janet)
- I was trying to hold his head in a comfortable way so he wouldn't cramp
- I was worried he was gonna be hurting as they pulled if off
- I will find something for inbetween his legs. (WormyT)
- I will try another pull this weekend.
- I went and got 6 inches cut off today. It's SO much lighter now! (Ghostess Deanna)
- I would be careful using these for anything for extended periods of time they get really hot..
- Just a suggestion , mind you. It is your chest and you can fill it any way you like. (Damien)
- just measure your shaft or bring it in and get what size fits snuggly. (Steve)
- Just yank it out. It takes a little effort. (Shadowopal)
- --kinda like a gigantic cell phone vibrator--hidden in the hanged man's abdomen/hips. (Doktor Calamari)
- Last but certainly not least was ths Sunday slutty prosthetics. This was a fun one. (Sean Overton)
- Leave it to me to make it harder than it has to be. (~*Miss Fortune*~)
- LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm sure you make it hard enough!!!!!!!! (Bob M.)
- LOL somehow I can just picture IM with his rod in his hand
- looking to do DeannaWitchypoo next (Deanna Witchypoo)
- Lord... got too excited, I guess. (Mother Pusbucket)
- man am I gonna have to deal with his swollen head when he gets home... he'll be expecting me to call him M'lord and all that now... (Hollyberry)
- Many times you just can't set the tool down anywhere convienently. (Mark Butler)
- Might deform a lot because of shrinkage, however...(Doktor Calamari)
- MINE!!!!!! I licked it!!!!!!!! (Brett Woods)
- Mmmmm..... cream horn..... (Ghostess Deanna)
- My chest is filled with treasure. (Ghostess Deanna)
- My Darlin Husband just brought home a Snap-On
- My hand is already raw. It's just so tight in there. (P.J. Kerti)
- My Monster is awesome and I would put him in my bed with me, if he could fit.
- My wife does that to me too. She plays till she get tired then hands the tool to me.
- My wife said NO NO NO NO but Hell NO ! only thing I said I want it. (Pickleman)
- Needs HEAD Does NOT need arms Does NOT need legs
- need more action from my hanging/jerking guy...
- Nothing hotter than 2 men sweating and swabbin. (Danielle Moncrief)
- Not sure if I have pics of the sac, I have to get it out and fluff it up (Caprice Castano)
- Now about my nymph in the castle. Is it really that big of a deal there? (Vicki)
- NOW I have to play with this thing for hours. (Vern Graner)
- Oh, and 90 inches' got *nothing* on my big 20 FOOTER! (Vern Graner)
- oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh............im on it. i feel special. (Onyxkeeper)
- ooooooh yeah .. what girl wouldn't love to have a guy with the coolest job in the world.. who is as hot as Ralis and has a 16 foot tongue.... woohoooooooo
- oooooooooookay, only battery powered for her...
- OH, fly to California Holly, I'll take her....oh my, I'm in love!!!! (Lady Kit)
- Oh Gawd My brother bought me one of those heavy duty black ones for Chritsmas one year it had two balls on it so it would fit right on your shoulders.
- Oh gee. . . Holly's braggin' about her knockers again.
- Oh...I love my sassy lil' girl!! I slept with her last night too...she's quite huggable!
Here's some pics!! (~Morganna~ Aka Nez)
- Oh no...I just want to eat him. (~Morganna~ Aka Nez)
- Oh trust me here. I have a tight grip (Wormy T)
- No, that was me bragging about her knockers the last time...
- yeah I try to take my knockers with me everywhere I go .. hee hee
- Good answer SK. The last thing a woman wants to hear is that her Knockers are Dragon.
- Are your knockers made of metal? or are they plastic? Do they make a clanging sound when you knock them?
- OHH Roadkill..you nasty thing you! Was it fun?? Next time can me and wormy watch..I mean we would love to see how it all works (Swtana)
- Oh please oh please do so!! I don't feel special because no one's done that to me/ at me/ for me yet!! Take my body....
- Oh man those Spooker HOOTERS are soooooooooooooo cool. Maybe I can finally get me some free wood from them there men down the street if I wear this.
- Oh my gosh he sat there so willingly ............It was almost scary
- oh sheesh you made this hard
- Ok I looked at it after my previous comments, and now all I have to say is give it to me. (Barbara Hicks)
- Ok Ive been going at it hard!!!! (WormyT)
- OMG, that think is GREAT! It's huge, it's monstrous...I want it! (Stefanie DuBose)
- Once it is hardened can you reheat it and alter it?? (Sue McDonald)
- Or is your butt still sore from the last ride?
- Organ looks great!! (Randy)
- Pegasus, I know! I know! I will have to learn how to screw with power. (Vicki)
- "point to wood"
- post a pic of your chest (Mary)
- Pretty good for a 15 year old that just had his hand slimed by something 5 inches long. (~Morganna~ Aka Nez)
- Remember I only have a 7-incher.
- Screw'em & glue'em.....then stick a PVC up their butt. that's exactly how I pose'em. (PropMaster)
- Screwing a bucky
- She just doesn't understand how hard it is.
- she now has stickyness all over her favorate shirt and pants.
- Short, slow, but strong stroke.(Jerry Chaves)
- so he doesn't have to worry about Mr. Happy popping up... hehe
- So I'll be back Thursday and going at it. (Vicki)
- Sorry but can't resist this one do you always wait to look at their pj's when they have them have off. (Tammy)
- sorry to hear about your erection problems, and to top it off someone walked away with your snake............That's a really bad day......... (Hex Kusmey)
- So this thing didn't want to flop either way when extended?
- She's talking about boning. Geez lousie. You didn't know that?
- So which one are you on? (Scary Mary)
- Speaking of Big Organs.. I thought I'd share some photos of mine (Pete)
- Step away from the balls ... (Mad Max)
- SWEEEEEET! He's a creepy lookin' lil fella! Can't wait to see how ya use him. (Ghostess Deanna)
- 3 feet!! Yeah haw
- Tell kym she is a lucky lucky woman to be able to see it first hand! (Swtana)
- Thanks darknight.... looks like about 10 bucks will get me some.. (GrimShady)
- That is about as hard as it gets. (Jerry Chavez)
- That has to be one of the most thankless, difficult, backbreaking jobs. You have my respect. I couldn't do it. How long have you been doing it? ( ~*Miss Fortune*~)
(Respnse below)
Funny, maybe your doing it wrong...
I love to do it...
As long as it takes!!!! (Brett W.)
- Thanks for being so generous with your seed. (Patricia Lavell)
- Thanks for the heads up...but I think I'll wait until they are half-off before I go have a peek (Karen Burns)
- Thanks she was fun to paint! (Damien)
- Thank you so much for pulling those out and getting pics. (Midnight Angel & Dennis)
- That looks great Keeba! Wow, wish I had one that nice.
- That is SO not fair! I LICKED IT!
- That's a good place for vaseline! (Barry Schieferstein)
- thats a pretty big one from what I've been looking at. (Grim)
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that's nothing Deanna..................wait until you see mine! (Bob Haas)
- The cold might have made it shrink
- The hole was too small to allow proper 'lubrication' of the wicks (I hate it when that happens!) (AZ Specter)
- The Imaginarium wanted $1.45 for a 6 incher. I got a pack of 3 of at least 9 inchers for $1.39 at the Dollar store.(Huh?) Of course they are of lesser quality, there is a seam where it looks like the heads were glued onto the rest of 'em.(Huh?) They'll do nicely, though.
- The only drawback to these, they go through the D cell batteries FAST. (Keeba Diva of Darkness)
- ... then I saw what Ralis did for so many others at the dance... and he did a lot of people in a short period of time including himself.
- There is a pic of us in sort of a lesbian hold while she is trying to force me to try it... (darkefam)
- they are heavy, my bras are expensive and clothes fit funny (-amy- whynotgrl)
- they ship 1/2 size and have a wonderful pop up thingy when you take them out of the box. (Halloween PropMaster)
- They were about 4 inches at the time. (leaking pen)
- This is great * nice and long too. (Bob Haas)
- This stuff says that it takes 24 hours to harden and it still isn't. Am I doing something wrong? (~*Miss Fortune*~)
- This thing is massive and absolutely wonderful.. it's head moved back and fourth
- This will dangle between their legs at just floor level.
- This would also make the organ look more "Grand" in appearance IMHO.... (Randy)
- TIP*** start at the bottom and work up so you don't have to fight the skirting!
- today i painted a head,wrapped my bottom 1/2 in black duct tape (-amy- whynotgrl)
- To get a Do Over I simply whip out the hose, give the knob a few cranks, give it a good hosing and start all over again.
- to our Beautiful MC who pulled it out and made it work on more then one occassion (~Morganna~ Aka Nez)
- Toughest boning you will ever find.
- Try it now..is it bigger? (GrimShady)
- Ummm, yeah I know about boning. I too pride myself as somewhat of an expert on the subject!!!!
- UM, yep, he is sitting under my desk. I really should get him moving again. (Toby Wrolson)
- Umm these thick hard poles that have ridges and come in different lengths.
- Um, I wouldn't know how to paint naked mens body parts. (Vicki)
- Was gonna have him check my rubber and fluids before our trip to Ironstock. (Wormy T)
- was looking forward to seeing it, but it wont open
- Wasn't perfect, and it was a tight fit, but it worked. (Ghostess Deanna)
- welcome im sure its not short.....and im sure you are sweet ! (-amy- whynotgrl)
- Well his Head was warm...........I could feel it even under there. He had to sit there for it to set up right and I didnt want him getting to hot, so I was trying to blow hard to keep him comfortable. I myself like being on the outside and not under there like him. He was surely a sport. NOT one complaint.
- Well I'm glad you guys had fun with my Knobs. (Vicki)
- Well I was happily massaging when this ball of flame came shooting out of it--
- Well I wouldnt take them home to meet my parents but for a night in the sack they aren't half bad. (Janet - Psychotica)
- Well, since he's not there, I would think you would go for the 9 incher instead of the seven.... I guess you must like the way that 7" does its thing!!
- Well, so far, I swing both ways
- Well, now I've done it! Tonite the husband discovered my 7-incher. Lectures... lectures and more lectures.
- Well you know, it's all in the stroke! (Lady Kit)
- What can I say? My husband loves to show off his 4 foot Woody! (Dragonlady Sue)
- What does Witchypoo taste like? (Brett Woods)
- What I got was 94" total, of which 32" was head. (Cy)
- When you have an organ that has been around for as long as mine has, its bound to have had some playing time... (Pete)
- Wil, quit poking Chad, thats not nice!
- Will it stand up to the constant movement without friction snapping it? (Ken Sutton)
- with leg and both hands I get it up and slide it along my leg until it's in my lap. So then I decide well it probably needs to have a good shake so I think no problem I'll just kind of hold it here by the handle and manuver it to lean it back and forth--and Bam!!-Yep! You guessed it-
- With a properly constructed lever it only needs to go about 8 inches, maybe even smaller. The thing is I want to attach a motion sensor to it so I can make it rise via AC power..
- WOOHOOO!! Most action I've seen in weeks! (Smokey)
- work it with your hands to smooth it out. My wife was definitely more helpful in that respect than I was
- Worked pretty good except my hose was a bit too long, that's an easy fix for this year. :-) (La. Charlie aka. Scaredy Cat)
- wouldnt it be better if she did it while you were still alive? That way you get to enjoy it too.
- WOW! He's huge!! Now I want one. (Ghostess Deanna)
- wow that looks great! how big is it? (Spirit Kanaka)
- Wow! Those are impressive rocks! (Ghostess Deanna)
- wow what an organ!!! (Hollyberry)
- Yeah I know. I hate the stickiness and that it stains everything. I need gallons and gallons of this stuff though. (Janet)
- Yep ya suck em til dere lil eyeballs sink in... (La. Charlie)
- Yikes....I just need one socket (maybe a few just in case)
- You can play with them and get the right combination of size and quality (something everyone always wants) (Mark Butler)
- You can't just wave it..you have to stick it where it counts....
- You can lick it if you want to.... (GrimShady)
RESPONSE TO ABOVE:
I can? Will it DO anything if I lick it??
Marcee
... who doesn't lick anything if there's no response...
- yours is woolie? Better get out the shears. (Gory Corey)
- Your staff is wicked! (boobooguyton)
